Diary Of A Virgin Cleanser: Part 1

I had been trying to talk her into it for some time. She was nervous. It took a little while, but I convinced a friend/neighbor of mine, Marcie, to finally come in and get her first cleanse. After she agreed, I figured it would be an excellent opportunity to have her document her honest feelings, step by step, before, during and after every cleanse. A "diary" of sorts. She also thought it was a great idea! We will do this in parts, each part explaining her cleanses. The following is her account of her first cleanse!


Char had been offering for me to come in for awhile. I really wanted to try a cleanse. Ive always really wanted to try colon cleansing, but the whole "tube up your ass" scared me. Thats a no-go zone for me. As I started working out, eating right again, and became closer to Char, I started trusting her more and more. I was finally ready to take the leap and go for it. My first cleanse!
As I drove to A Gentle Cleanse I was nervous. Char had told me many times of the pencil thin, nothing tube, but still, the butterflies were there & flapping. When I arrived, still cautious, Char immediately made me feel relaxed. She took me to one of AGC's four cleansing rooms, and just seeing how clean everything was, started to calm me down. I dont know what I expected, shit covering the walls or something ridiculous like that? This place was sparkling and spotless! Then Char took me through the first steps to start my cleanse. She told me to undress from the waist down, put on a gown, and gave me instructions on how to insert the tube. AH, the dreaded tube! To my surprise, it indeed was a PENCIL thin tube! It was thinner than my pinky finger and you only insert it about an inch! With the rubber gloves and lube provided, getting the tube in there and settled was painless, clean, & nothing! Not only that but I had complete privacy! I then did as I was instruced & rang the bell for Char to come in and start the water.
Char explained that during your first cleanse, when the water starts to go through your intestines, everyone has a "deer in the headlights" look. Well, once again, she was spot on, because thats EXACTLY how I know I looked and I wasnt even looking in a mirror. The cleanse water always starts out cold, so imagine all of a sudden feeling a cold sensation throughout your entire stomach & back, but not having just drank any water. Weird right? At this point Char started her AGC relaxation video, told me to lie back and relax while watching the video and to ring the bell if I needed her for anything. Once again, I had total privacy and was alone.
Let me start by saying that I really enjoyed the video. It helped me relax 100% and gave me instructions on how to get the most from my cleanse, what to expect after my cleanse, and when to schedule another cleanse. As my colon & intestines became filled I had alot of gas pain and discomfort. I can best describe it as "the pain/cramps you feel right before you need to take a really big crap." As I followed the videos instructions and "released" I felt better. I would then allow it to build up again and release again. The more I followed this process, the better I felt.  I orginally told myself (and Char) that I would NOT be looking at the view tube to see what came out, however, it was like a train wreck. I didnt want to look, but, I just HAD to. For me it was alot of bubbles (gas) at first, and as the water continued to warm up, I released more waste.  It also helped alot to massage my lower belly during my cleanse, from right to left, as Char instructed. After about 30-40 minutes Char knocked and entered to instruct me on how remove the tube, rinse off, and finish up.  I did as she suggested and got dressed. It was over and I lived to tell about. Not only that, but I felt immediately lighter and amazing! Soon after my cleanse, on the drive home, I began to get tired. Char told me this was normal, especially after your first cleanse, because its like a workout. It wasnt an exhausted kind of tired for me. It was more of a relaxed, euphoric, type of tired. I loved it.
The next day I was 3lbs lighter and my skin was more hydrated and obviously less dry. Those were the two benefits I noticed first.  I also saw that my stomach was slightly flatter. I decided at that moment that I certainly would be cleansing again! I have committed to do the recommended set 12-15 cleanses and then move on to maintenance.

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